Clergy Sex

Children seem to be sexually attractive to an inordinate number of members of the clergy. In some religions you have to abstain from sex to be a clergyman. Well, duh, that just ain't natural, and you have to be a little weird to go for that in the first place. So it's no wonder that various perversions may become evident in some of these people.

Modern Technology

OMFG, it's overwhelming. Computers, video cameras, HD TV, etc. How can you keep up? And then there's Facebook, MySpace, YouTube... Where is all the information I put on these pages going? You just can't be sure.

I'm not a Luddite; I'm in the thick of all this stuff, but tying to keep track of my friends, my updates, my profiles, my web pages is just a lot of work, and I sometimes wonder if my time might be better spent communing with nature or playing basketball or fishing or something.